"You don’t need an astrological chart and an ephemeris to know you’re dancing with Pluto. Here’s a short list of Pluto Symptoms:
IF YOU FEEL LIKE THIS IT MUST BE PLUTO.
1. How DARE they!
2. It’s Not Fair. It’s Not RIGHT. I WILL make them stop.
3. Obsessed. You can’t get this issue out of your mind.
4. They WON’T get away with this.
5. 40 jillion get-even fantasies.
6. 30 jillion get-it-back-to-how-it-used-to-be fantasies.
7. Boiling blood each time you think about it (which is all the time).
8. Freezing blood when you think there’s nothing you can do.
9. How DARE they!"